Pennsylvania

The state that is the epicenter for much noteworthy United States history and home to many of the nation's great pizza shops. It is also one of the few states where you can't buy alcohol in grocery stores (or buy alcohol on Sundays, period). The roads are arguably the worst on the planet, the speed limits are low, and the weather is famous for its ability to go from kick-ass to suck-ass in 5 minutes flat, and stay that way for decades on end. The education system is poor, most citizens are missing teeth, the major cities are shot to hell and crime-ridden, and daily drug murders happen in every town between Philadelphia and New York.