PennQuest

PQ = extreme joy + ultimate bonding experience + bare butts PQ > birthdays and Hannukah (maybe Christmas too) PennCorp + PennAcle + PennArts < PQ PQers = the bestest of friends PQ > NSO everyone else = secretly jealous of PQers PQers &#8800; egotistical, just inherently superior parties with PQers > gatherings other people call parties “let’s all be gay” < “let’s all get laid” PQ = phantasmajoric* phantasmagoric= any PennQuester’s LIFE at Penn, therefore PQ= LIFE *used as it appears on thesaurus.com, as a synonym for “whimsical,” “dreamy,” or “fantastic,” although I suppose the dictionary definition (an optical illusion produced by a magic lantern or the like in which figures increase or diminish in size, pass into each other, dissolve, etc. ) sometimes applies as well