Penmaenmawr
Quiet, lazy town on the North Wales coast. Surrounded by mountains, with a beach at the front, great place to lounge and get smashed! Mushrooms (of the magic variety!) grow EVERY year locally....so if you want a decent conversation with a local, don't try during july-october, you won't get much sense from them unless you speak 'tripping balls'. That said, Penmaenmawr is a definite step up from Colwyn Bay or Rhyl......those places are filled with scummy scousers and dirty manc's. They actually call it a 'holiday'... We have our monuments e.g. : 'Rose Hill' the nightclub which is open 6pm friday-6am monday (continuous!) Kebab-Duls : Where you can get any food you want, at any time! (as long as its kebabs, between 9-12pm) The Snooker Hall : forget what they do there.... The Gladstone : A Public House...that isn't even in Penmaenmawr (In Dwygyfylchi) Open Mic Night in The Alex : Come sing, play instruments and puke on a transvestite! Pete Magic : The local Magician, can make alcohol disappear in the blink of an eye! Our Patented Asphalt 5 a side pitch : Yes you read correctly!, the fun of 5 a side, on the luxurious comfort of asphalt! Just to comment on the comment above, Penmaenmawr has been Smack-head free for over 5years! We drove them all into the sea :D (I think most of them went to Colwyn Bay, or Llanfairfechan) I have lived in a lot of proper shit holes, but i must say, Penmaenmawr is the nicest shithole so far! Citizen of Penmaenmawr : MoTT Mi
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |