Pelypoptide Tee

Pelypoptide is the state of telling the truth and nothing but the truth. It derives from the word 'polypeptide', with only the second and sixth letter having been switched around. Its meaning satisfies the opposite of the non-biological meaning of the word 'polypeptide', which means many, a lot, several; therefore the opposite of this is single, legitimate, and hence the 'one' truth. Those who use the practice of 'pelypoptide', are known as Pelypopticians. Famous Pelypopticians include Mue Seddel, Boe Teole, Laysecca Norridan etc. Although deriving from a widely-known biological term, it has a strong philosophical basis. It is used as a way to ensure those with rather sarcastic tones or language are taken seriously when what has been said is of great importance and hence combat the stereotype of an individual. However, when one starts to use this word, one must only use it when what is said is of only the truth. Misuse of this word can result in the decrease of the effectiveness of this word, therefore weakening its abilities. To use this word, state your point in a clear and concise manner, regardless of if you are in the state of laughter or professionalism. Then, simply look into the eyes of whom you have portrayed your point to and state 'pelypoptide' in a direct manner. The recipient should understand that you are no longer in a state of sarcasm or lack of seriousness, but simply only in a state of telling the truth and nothing but the truth.