Pe teachers

creatures that lurk the gyms and fields of a school. Despite their job title promoting physical education, they ironically haven’t done anything physical since they were in high school. You can feel the floor vibrate and see the San Franciscans getting ptsd as the ground shakes like 8.0 magnitude earthquake as these colossal beings rock the earth with every 500 pound step they take. They tell students to “do more push ups” while all they do is viscously push more food into their mouths. So only time you’ll see these creatures move any faster then a walking pace, is when there’s a flash sale at McDonald’s.