PE
The torture of innocent children. It is currently legal in most countries and is actually encouraged by the Government. Most 'schools' (Torture Chambers as defined by extra curricular activities, i.e. Netball, Football club) have 3 lessons of PE a week for the first 2 years; then it is reduced to 2 lessons a week for the last 3 years unless an extremely idiotic student options for it as a GCSE. If this does occur, the student has most probably been brainwashed by the bitch PE teachers. Often, the female teachers are lesbians and watch the children dress, this is an example when the torture leads to sexual exploitation of the students. The teachers very rarely accept sick notes and have you do PE anyway. Some teachers will refer to you by your hair colour, for instance 'That blondie over there', they expect you to answer them although there are another 10 students with blonde hair in your class, they do not however, refer to their favourites by their hair colour. The lessons are most commonly 50 minutes each and you have to complete regular sprints (a modern day version of torture), for those who do not complete it to the PE teachers 'standards', they will need to re-do it until they are satisfied (which is never - they are like scubbus', they feed of childrens pain and suffering). Hopefully, in a year or so, some pitying soul will end the childrens pain. PE is completely unecessary and leads to physcotic breakdowns as you get older (it leaves you mentally scarred).
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