PC Elitist

Dangerous individuals, they are maniacs and demented. Racist, elitist and insane. A virus like species capable of wide spread destruction and have a knack of causing world wide butthurt. The PC itself is a religion among these people, a god like deity. The average PC Elitist will fight to the death to protect its mother, it's creator, it's god. The PC. They are everywhere, watching your every movement, more dangerous than the delusional Wiitards, starting a war agaisnt the PC Elitist is ILL ADVISED. There have been many cases where the console class citizens have sold their PC's out of pure butthurt. No-one knows where they came from but there are millions of them and they are spreading. They have the attributes of a virus and continue to spread, even to this very day. Some say they existed way before the dawn of man. Who knows? Maybe your a PC Elitist?