Patrick
A very below-average homosexual man. He is very much aroused by penis, along with a wide array of creepy fetishes. Though he does not know how many fetishes he has as he cannot count past two. To accompany his sheer idiocy, he possesses a variety of mental health issues. He’s always sad. This is probably because he’s a disgusting little faggot. He’s a horny creep and is bothered by the fact that his never ending, fleshy pile of horniness will never be quenched. He has a physique of low standard, people have low standards, but this guy’s just a mess. C’mon. What am I even looking at? Gross. Can you even call this a guy? It’s like a swollen pile of fat lesbian. Get back in your gender roles you fucking queer. Other than that, he’s got a cat who hates him. People hate him/her/they/it (idk). He’s got no friends. It’s okay though. He can’t tell. He keeps his glasses of so it’s harder to see his reflection. He looks like a throbbing mass of intersex genitalia. But genitals are nice no matter what. Unless you’re Patrick’s penis. He doesn’t even know what it’s supposed to be. He doesn’t even know what gender they are. He hasn’t checked yet. Only his granny knows (they shower together). She’s a corpse (even grandmas have standards). He killed her so he could shower with her. Other than grandma-corpse-showering, in his free time he likes to watch people sleep, eat high quality bread, and dab unironically. Fun. He does it alone. He’s lonely. He’s crippilingly depressed. Please help.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |