Party hat

Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps: 1. Fold the paper in half 2. Fold down each side to make triangles 3. Fold the bottom flap up 4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up 5. Secure the hat with scotch tape The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat. The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.