paquita tee
Paquita's have the best laughs, their smile is so contagious. You could never regret to know her. When she is comfortable with you, it will be the best thing ever. With a Paquita you will share priceless smiles, memories, laughs, jokes, etc. She has the purest heart and everything she does comes deeply from a good intention. Even if it's her own way of doing it. Be careful with Paquita's tho, they can kick you when they want to. Once you gain her trust, you will never loose it, reciproque. She can have a dirty mind, a very dirty mind. But only if you match the energy. If she wants something enough, she will get there. She is commited. Also btw straight. She might have anger issues from her surrounding and things she thinks she can't control. psychopaths are her ancesters. They are unique and you can call yourself lucky if you get to know her. She will teach and learn you so much, about life, love, relatioships. She might look like a player, but she is so wise and responsable..ahem...She is up for challenges, she has passion for competing and her IQ is high. Overall, don't hurt her feelings, she remembers.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!