panty-fucking Tee
Panty-fucking is a type of non-penetrative sexual activity, in which a male guides his penis in a sliding up and down motion in the middle of a partner's natal cleft, or more commonly the butt crack, on top of the panties. To optain optimal results, this act should be performed with penis as dry as possible for a smooth and frictionless slide across the panties. Style, shape, and material of the panty are all important. The panties should be of the full-back varity, bikini is best, although briefs serve the purpose aswell. Thongs and g-string panties are all but useless for the purpose of panty-fucking, due to the lack of surface area. Lace panties are out as well because of their rough surface. As for material, cotton will suffice, however the material of the panties should be something glossy, e.g silk, nylon, lycra or polyester, although satin , without exception, is the choisest material. Being sleek, shiny and polished, satin is unrivaled. The color of the panties is up to either one's own desire or the opportunity that one is presented with by serendipity.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it