Pace University

Pace University, located in the heart of PLEASANTVILLE, NY.. that pretty much speaks for itself. Pace University..the biggest mistake of your life. If you're happy with drinking in one small living room at the townhouses, then this is the place for you. At Pace, you CONSTANTLY have to be worried about being written up. If you like walking up a huge hill, just to get shut down at the townhouses, this is the place for you. If you like to pregame quietly in your dorm room, only to find out that there is nothing going on, this is the place for you. You think it's going to be a good night? Think again. If you don't have a car, you're screwed. If you're thinking about going to the mall on a Saturday, have fun hopping on the shuttle, taking a train, walking 30 blocks there and back, hopping on the train again, and then waiting an hour for the shuttle to come pick you up in town, then this is the place for you. If you enjoy wildlife and nature outside your window, a farm at your convenience on campus, and running from the skunks after a long night of sitting on a couch in a "townhouse" THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! If you're okay with waiting on a 20 minute line just to order some chicken fingers and french fries, this is the place for you. If you're ok with all of your friends going home on the weekends, this is the place for you. Remember high school? All those rumors and drama filled days? Well you can have it all back right here at Pace. If you like being constantly yelled at, this is the place for you. What are you waiting for??!!!! PACE UNIVERSITY!!!!