Ostrich

(n); 1. a wild bird considered to be the most majestic of all creatures, holding the undisputed uppermost position on the food chain. ostriches are carnivorous birds of prey, feeding on tigers. Although their hunting methods are still mostly a mystery, it is rumored that ostriches will pierce "cocky" tigers' hearts with their tungsten beaks. A male ostrich needs to consume approximately 74 tigers per year to maintain strength. 2. (v); used to describe action of a person of unparalleled strength or cunning Synonyms; chuck norris, ninja bird, angel of death, one-bird-army, ass kicker, stealth bomber Antonyms; weak, dumb, ugly, useless