Oogie

Oogie (Latin root word Ooorg'ie): a catastrophically foul smell which exits the body through the anal tract of a human being. A devastating fart. An oogie is not created from quickly digested food, but is rather brewed in the stomach and digestive tract over time (may be days to weeks). Usually excruciatingly painful to release, subject may experience severe psychological trauma and distress following oogie exposure and may suffer permanent brain damage, loss of hearing, sight, watering of the eyes,heart attack,stroke, abnormal mutations or growths, and even death or other medical problems or conditions. Individuals who consume on a regular basis monster beverages, taco bell, hot tamales and protein shakes are at a higher risk of experiencing an oogie attack. Depression and lonliness typically follows individuals who produce oogies. 143 fatal cases have been reported in 2008 in the United States alone. God have mercy on all who are condemned with this horrible life changing condition.