Olympia

The capital of Washington. A small town filled to the brim with hippies, stoners, punk kids, hipsters, vegans, and folks in the lgbt spectrum. Really, there are a ton of queers here. More than you'd think would be in one town. It's like they all migrated here without telling each other. Olympia has too many coffee shops to count. Everyone in Olympia is addicted to coffee. A coffee shop isn't just a place for a casual date. It's where you write your college papers, where you meet with friends, where you work, where you propose, and where you have your children. There's even one that's open all hours of the day, because us Olympian folk just can't go to sleep at night without knowing that we could get coffee if we really, really wanted it. Seeing as Olympia is home to the Evergreen College, We have many Greeners. Most of these college students are quite obnoxious and think that they are much smarter than you. Their high horse is a friggin elephant. Just back away slowly. Downtown Olympia is home to many shops that sell cute, useless objects. A great place to be when buying presents, having nothing else to do that day with friends, being stoned, or when having no life. Otherwise, it's not all that handy. The downtown area is also home to many Asian restaurants. Very many. We have a couple theaters that are pretty cool. Olympia is also one of those towns where everybody knows each other. Really knows each other. It's like 4 degrees of separation here.