Olly

A ginormous heterosexual who hates gays, slashes the tires of the trans, and has a raging addiction to both porno categories that he "hates". Olly is a species of man that when angered, will begin to throw their poo at objects and even people. Another thing about Olly is that he and other Olly's, will meet up with the same name (+1 if you also share the same last name) and will all take it in turns to skull fuck each other in Sainsburys behind a toilet roll made fort in the housing section of the store. Olly also tends to be spotted at gay sex toy stores, cumming on the floor and leaving the store holding his bum in pain as if he has let one absolutely devour the ring that surrounds the outskirts of his arsehole. Lastly, Olly has a problem for buying shit car parts and filling his tires up with Lucozade instead of compressed air. He also has his cars dashboard covered in rainbow starbursts and skittles.