office homo

Every office has an office homo. Its one of those perverse rules of nature. If you think you dont have an office homo, or are unsure who the office homo is, its you. Office homos behave like every other kind of homo - just in an office setting. Some offices have, briefly, more than one office homo at a time. After a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite Madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. Only the strongest office homo will remain - the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.