ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome

Usually occurs in men 65 or older. Symptoms include: - Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom. ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire. This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing. If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"