octi

Severely underrated and overly abused, this cat struts his shit how he wants, when he wants and with whom he wants. Is known to be a top listing on most Bitches speed dial, especially in YOUR neighbourhood. Respect should always be shown to this cat or his Italian family connections will have your father killed, your sister pimped, your dog stuffed and mounted up on his wall and your mom packin his groceries. The f#ck you think's gonna happen to you? Does not subscribe to the saying: "The best things in life are free." Instead, follows a more biligerent methodology: "The best things I got used to be up your sisters's twat." Frequently seen wearing a Benwa-Ball necklace and matching arm band. Occasionally plays squash on public courts while dressed as a Japanese schoolgirl. Prefers the crooning of Aaron Carter and anybody else white to Tupac Shakur and all other darkies. Practices ballet in hopes of meeting his childhood idol: Barney The Dinosaur