Ocean City, NJ tee
A dry town founded by the Methodist community, like most of the area. Over 25 churches on the island, and the same amount of pizza places. September and October, as well as April and May are the favorite months of the locals because it is somewhat nice out and there are available parking spots. People don't realize that there is actually a town under all the tourists and that people live there all year. Not every girl lives in a bikini, but many do. Liquor and pot are the main drugs in the town because they are cheap and easy to get. The area is dominated by Republicans and has very little in the way of minorities, unless you count the undocumented workers that get paid under the table at local eateries. Locals are still trying to get parking lots that require a "local decal" so we don't have to drive around for an hour in our own town to find a parking spot during shoobie season. You have to have a lot of patience to live there, and you have to know where to go to avoid inflated summer prices. The ageless excuse the locals are fed about why they should deal with the bothersome shoobies? "It supports our local economy."
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!