Ocean City NJ
Ocean City NJ is a small town in south jersey. only wealthy people can afford to own houses- anyone else, renters- also known as shoobies- are just a nuisance when they are there. A true ocean city girl practically lives in a bikini, has mastered the art of tanning, can successfully escape beach taggers, has made meaning of the song Under the Boardwalk, considers Night in Venice her favorite holiday, accepts that a party will get busted by the cops, drives atleast 40 on West Ave., and doesn't know a damn thing about North Jersey. The OCBP lifeguards are all amazingly good looking (but they should definitely go back to wearing the tiny bathing suits-these new ones cover up too much!) Any girl lifeguard is more than likely a lesbian and if she isn't, she atleast looks like she is. Days consist of spending endless hours on the beach working on your tanning without any cares except for what you are doing that night and who you are doing it with. Kiss our ass Avalon, Sea Isle, Stone Harbor, Wildwood, Longport, Margate..etc!!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
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A - Length
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |