Ocala Christian Academy tee
Ocala Christian Academy is a Baptist school in literally the middle of Florida, it's a small school with the population of 300 students. Though it's a "Christian" school, that doesn't stop the student from smoking weed in the parking lot and vaping in the bathrooms. There's a no touch policy that no one follows because it's a stupid rule. Even though they constantly talk about homosexuality being a sin, most of the girls are gay. If you walk into the bathroom you wouldn't be surprised if there was orgy with all the 8th grade girls. If anything this school leads people into being gay because of how stupid their rules are. When you walk into the hall the first thing you would see is some pedo teacher flirting with all the middle school girls. If you ever get sent here, you're probably gay or your parents just hate you, all the gay students don't make up for all the mullet-having, boot wearing white boys who constantly say slurs. Never send your kid here, they will hate you, and might brutality murder you in your sleep, it's worse enough that you make them live in Ocala. Also I can't help but mention how this school mentally affects people, in full honestly the church is probably a cult. Anywho, most kids that end up here graduate from the school or just kts. There's nothing in-between.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
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- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!