Oafus
Oafus An ofus is a large hairy man with very low intelligence. They are said to have smaller brains than most insects. The are very violent and don’t think of there actions. Usually they are very obese ( not to be mistaken as a Thomas who’s Morbidly obese). They say around town than 98% of children named Louie, louies, or Lewis turn out to be either ogers, goblins or oafs. The biggest oaf know to man is down town shields. They call him Abraham round the streets but I, ronan personally know him as Louie, or sometimes sausage. Louie lacks many basic skills of a human including; 1. Reading 2. Writing 3. Talking properly 4. Any physical activity involving skill As previously stated an oaf should not be confused with a Thomas. The differences are a Thomas is usually wider whereas an oaf is just gurfier. The Thomas is able to accomplish basic literacy though to a low standard. The oaf doesn’t feel emotions whereas the Thomas is a big fat woman and gets really upset easy. These are only a few but there are many more.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |