Niko Tee
"Niko" To be loved by a man in an unforgettable, unsurvivable way. A Niko isn't just a man, he is a mystery. His scent is mesmerizing, maybe like wind on a raining storming night but hard to define, which makes it even more captivating. Niko holds your face in his hands looking so deeply into your eyes that it goes to your soul. He does this while he makes love to you, making you feel like you are the most precious beautiful creature he has ever touched. He can fuck you for hours like a reckless caveman too. His naked body is perfect, beautiful, sexy and works every time. He has boundless imagination and energy in the bedroom. Niko will never be unfaithful to you. If a sexy woman is talking to him, He'll pull you close and introduce you as his girlfriend. Anytime you are with Niko is a sweet time, watching TV, cooking together or having sex, It's all magical--all of it. A Niko hides pretty foiled covered chocolates in your coat pockets in the winter. You find them in the most unexpected times, each time it stops you cold and makes your heart almost hurt, it's so damn sweet. He sends cookies in the mail for your sick dog. Niko makes his woman feel more beautiful than she really is, because he sees her that way. When you make love with Niko you fall into a heavenly state that you'll never see again with anyone else. He is a great love, a big love, a giant unforgettable, soul melting, irreplaceable love. If you lose your Niko, he will haunt your days and nights.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨