Nijmegen

Great city, NOT. It is proud of calling itself "the old city with young vibe", but the vibe is older than the city and was lost during the war. This village doesn't have tacos, nor does it have ample space to dance like a normal person and not frozen in space like a friggin' Han Solo in that stone in night clubs. The village's name derives from the Roman settlement called NOviomagus (note the "NO") and due to its negative connotation all the cool people have abandoned the settlement leaving only lamos to carry on the burden, that sheer pain, that crushing torturous heritage of having to live in NEEmegen.