Newcomerstown

A town located in the butthole of Ohio known as Tuscarawas county. Most sports teams in Newcomerstown haven’t won anything since your grandparents were born and still suck major ass to this day. If the people in Newcomerstown aren’t getting pregnant or high, they’re more than likely getting underage DUI charges and telling their friends about how great their lifted trucks or shitty Honda Civics are. There are two groups of people in Newcomerstown: the country wannabes or the pretend thugs who think they’re cool because they don’t have a muffler in their car. Aside from that, there’s basically nothing to do there except go to the same 4 restaurants and meet people at the bar who tell you about how they were hot shit in their high school days 20 years ago. Go Trojans.