New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills. Cough. Sore throat. Runny or stuffy nose. Muscle or body aches. Headaches. Fatigue (tiredness) Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults. While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as: Derby Drudge Hong Kong Cough San Fran Scam Natomas Nap Ventura Dysteria Vaginal Myalgia All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young. AKA: Midget porn expert Tax avoidance expert Analogies disguised as metaphors expert Chainsaw repair expert Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those) Navy Seal Expert Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert etc, etc, etc, While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy. Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad. Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.