New Washington Indiana tee
Small shitty city in the state of Indiana. About forty mins from The Colgate Clock. Main attractions are the crack, weed, and drama addicts. Although the population is a woping 49 you can find a wide variety of drug dealers, drop outs, drunks, sluts, jacked up cars, corn, knobs, fatt asses, and fake whores. You may find a total of 3 decent looking girls in the general area.. But hey, beauty is in the eye of the BEER-holder.. Personally this is not a place to find a dime (Unless you are wanting a dime sack.) No matter how far away their houses are everybody will know your life story & talk shit about it, while being sweet to your face. It is typical by the age of 13 to have already dated everyone of the opposite sex so that explains the logic behind why the males turn gay at the college age. Along with the many many farms you can find here all 49 of the people look like their own different species of animals. EVERBODY follows the big boy; a shitty pott head that looks like a mouse, and not just any mouse... But mickey mouse. While in this city always use the buddy system, even for the most personal task; it's like the code of arms. If you haven't got the gist by now, this town is prob the shittiest place on earth, besides Japan they are in serious bad shape right now.. But I woulndt stop in the good ole NW even if it were to take a quick piss.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!