new vernon

Richest, preppiest, and classiest town in America. New Vernon is the wealthiest town in Morris County, located in northwestern New Jersey. It should be noted that Morris County is the wealthiest county in America. So, it is safe to say that New Vernon is fuckin' LOADED! And we like it that way. People here live in the most badass mansions, drive the sickest cars, have the best looks, and dress to impress 24/7. People from here KNOW how to throw a party and how to run a business. Everyone knows everyone else, and contrary to popular belief, everyone is really nice. We all say hi to eachother at the temporary trailor post-office, ahhaah. BUT a nice ass one is being built across from Bill's, which is the best deli known to man. Most of the kids go to private school but a few go to Madison for highschool, where they are usually shunned for being so wealthy. but its cool, we get to drive home early in our BMWs and Mercedes when it rains outside. Madison and Chatham kids are just jealous at the supreme wealth that New Vernon and Harding Twp kids have. And of course, we always stay classy.