New Philadelphia Tee
New Philadelphia is a town in T county Ohio. Its only activities to do are the park, the mall, drugs, watching fist fights and sex. Almost everyone in New Philadelphia is a slut. Its not uncommon for a 7th grader to have multiple nudes floating around via sexting and have already slept with over 7 guys. Almost every teen hangs out with the emo crowd at Park Place where they engage in listening to amateur screamo bands who preach about god. Everyone in the park place crowd sleeps with each other and herpes is beginning to spread. About 75% of high-schoolers say they want to move to California after high school. The high school spends all its money on football and almost none of it on education. Education wise New Philadelphia is about 10 years behind Dover schools (the town right across the river). ex. Dover has smart boards where as new philly has chalk boards. Almost everyone knows/is friends with/or related to a drug dealer and thinks nothing of it. Our police force resembles the SS. They make their own rules and do what ever they want. One of the most known cops for being a strait up jerk is actually coke head himself and has cheated on his wife multiple times. New Philadelphia is the armpit of T county.
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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