New Jersey

The best state in the Union.The land of diners,greenheads,and Soccer.Those who make fun of it are either jealous or have never been here and would prefer to live in whatever cornball state they're currently in. -For the last time,NO ONE SAYS "JOISEY"!!OK?Not even people in north Jersey.Most of us have a Philadelphian sounding dialect. -No mullets either,ok? -Many of us love Soccer,and Jerseyans are the best Soccer players in the US.(Tim Howard,Claudio Reyna.Both play in England) -Knock it off with the stupid toxic waste and turnpike jokes,they're both unfunny and incorrect.If you REALLY want to make a Jerseyan laugh ask us what our longest time staying in a diner was or something like that. -"Jersey girls" do not look like cheap whores with 80's-looking hair.They are usually gorgeous Italian girls,however they sometimes smoke too much and should cut that out. -NJ smells like leaves and trees,thats about it. -Ok,there's some shitholes here,i'll admit.(like with any place).But most of the state is beautiful and it's a great place to live. -Douchebags like Jay Leno need to stop with the corny NJ jokes before I make some South Jersey chick beat his ass. -One of the few places you'll find people who are of half-Irish and half-Italian descent.