NES blowjob

Noun 1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness. To perform an NES Blowjob simply: Remove the cartridge Blow in it Re-insert the cart Press power Remove the cart Blow in it Re-insert the cart Sweet talk it a little Press power Remove the cart Blow in it Blow into the console Beg Re-insert the cart Press power Maybe smack it a little