nerd gangster

Book smart meets street smart; the nerd gangsta is the ultimate combination for a couple of reasons: You can call your gangster friends to beat the crap out of another nerd that may have stole one of your yugioh cards You can call one of your nerd friends to back you up in a logical argument against some gangster claiming that he can shoot two people with the same bullet OR you can ask your nerd friend to help you perform the correct calculations so that you can receive your daily fix of marijuana for the lowest price possible so that you don't get ripped off Your clothes can range from baggy jeans/bandanas to knitwear/pocket protectors, providing you with the ability to blend in to practically any crowd You can cuss out your teachers whilst still maintaining an average grade of 96.7% on your report card You can apply the skills you learned in Chemistry class to open up your very own meth lab and sell the finest crystal meth possible to all your gangster friends You can use your computer skills to hack into government databases/perform credit card fraud efficiently And the best part; women love bad boys who also have a soft side to them.