Neo-Con
(N) AKA "A New Conservative"... An individual operating under the "Disguise" of an actual conservative of "Yester-year" with one very definable difference. There is NO embracing to genuine and defined "Conservative Values" aside from that which maintains the "Disguise" (See acronyms "Irresponsible" ; "Over Bearing" ; "Lack of Values" ; “Power Hungry" ; “Greedy" ; “Neo-Nazi” ; ect.) Exists ONLY under the support conditions favorable to “Fright” &/or “Low IQ” - - - - - - A Neo-Con is renown for dismissing traditional conservative values such as the "Republican Oath"... The neo-cons have ruined the Republican Party, and have twisted its ideals. For example, how does Bush line up with the stated ideals of the Republican Party? Here's a link to the “Republican Oath” (strangely missing from the RNC's web site, but available at http://sun.iwu.edu/~iwucrs/oath.htm and other sites.) It's really obvious that the Neo-Cons are ashamed of the “Republican Oath” to the point of burying it so deep as to hope that it goes away or is simply forgotten to have ever existed. While your "Re-writing" the "Republican Oath", DON'T FORGET to include the aforementioned definition, along with => - I BELIEVE IN THE PERPETUAL GROWTH OF GOVERNMENT AND IT'S INFLUENCE & CONTROL OVER THE LIVES OF ALL AMERICANS. - I SUPPORT THE DESTRUCTION OF AMERICAN FREEDOMS AND RIGHTS (CIVIL RIGHTS / RIGHTS TO PRIVACY / RIGHTS TO FREEDOM & LIBERTY / ETC) - I JOIN MY PARTY IN THEIR DESIRE TO BANKRUPT THE COUNTRY WHILE LINING THE POCKETS OF THE EXTREMELY RICH AND SENDING AMERICAN TAX PAYERS DOLLARS AND AMERICAN JOBS OVERSEAS FOR THE BENEFIT OF NON-AMERICANS WHILE TELLING AMERICANS TO GO "F" THEMSELVES. - I SUPPORT THE WHOLESALE DESTRUCTION OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (INCLUDING RELIGIOUS FREEDOMS) IN ORDER TO MAKE THE UPPER 3% OF THE MOST WEALTHY AMERICANS RICHER THEN THEY ALREADY ARE, AT THE EXPENSE OF ALL OTHER AMERICANS!!! Definition of a Hardcore Neo-Supporter => A MORON that will do and SAY anything to glorify the Neo-Con Leadership and MAKE that leadership and it's friends FILTHY RICH while failing to realize that those VERY SAME RICH Neo-Cons that they are so ENAMORED with, wouldn't SPIT on these folks if they were ON FIRE! Now IS THERE ACTUALLY a BETTER example of what an IDIOT is???
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |