Nelqing
The art of creating a smaller penis through crushing excercises for months and years. The erect penis is pressed to a solid surface a specific number of times , near orgasm, rock-busters are encouraged. The number of crushings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a smaller penis , but some men have come forward to show the actual results. The Academy of Nelqing in Scottsdale, AZ, has classes for very dis functional men who nelq each other (with an assigned partner) and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm (like it’s counter part Jelqing). The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the “Low T (testosterone) Zone Arousal” and other such delights combined with the art of the nelqing. Nelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class has to dive in the jizz pool.
The Urban Dictionary Tee

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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |