Necis Orcus
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I'm already here so Here we fuckin’ go Rawr x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh) Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy Kissies and lickies your neck (Mmh) I hope daddy likies Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh) I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me? Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips (UwU, punish me please) 'Bout to hit 'em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin') - Necis Orcus 2020
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
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A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |