NDP lunch

Named after a radical leftist political party in Canada that hates budgets and loves taking it easy, the NDP. An NDP lunch is an early-starting and inordinately lengthy lunch period taken by the NDP's core supporters: government, non-profit, make-work, and NGO workers who have lots of free time during normal work hours. An NDP lunch will start before 11:30am and can end no earlier than 1:45pm. The NDP lunch, previously a luxury reserved only for managerial level employees, became accessible to all level of worker and social assistance beneficiary when work from home was imposed during the Rona. The popularity of the NDP lunch is one of the many reasons why government work-from-home employees are violently resisting showing up to a workplace three (3) days a week where NDP lunches are not tolerated.