Naya Lane tee
A simple lackadaisical little creature that often dwells deep in the heart of the treacherous badlands of Southmead (Smead) You will often unearth this peculiar little thing waddling around town on her venture to work or in Aldi stacking the shelves. You would presume that this adorable yet slow person would be harmless... You would be wrong. When it comes to food this, otherwise harmless fuzzy creature will turn into something quite sinister. Be warned. Never forget her curry sauce... and whatever you do... Keep cheese out of her sight at all times! She can be deadly. Even going as far as breaking her own bones to inflict pain on you. So watch out when approaching this somewhat innocuous looking critter. Oh and I almost forgot to mention... Never under any circumstances feed a Naya alcahol! For you will unleash the cock monster. Otherwise known as................... Tanisha..... A boy hungry cock pounding sesh monster from the fiery pits of hell... Some say she is sent here by Satan to possess any penis she can find. And trust me, She will find it. She will find YOU! You will be no more. Your little tiddler reduced to rubbles before your very eyes! So please whatever you do. Do not offer a Naya a drink. For your own sake.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!