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𝕹𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖘𝖈𝖗𝖎𝖕𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽, 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭. 𝓘𝓽 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓮𝓷𝓿𝔂, 𝓲𝓽 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓫𝓸𝓪𝓼𝓽, 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓭. 𝓘𝓽 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓸𝓻 𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓼, 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯-𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰, 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭, 𝓲𝓽 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓼 𝓷𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝔀𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓼. 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓻𝓮𝓳𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓽𝓱. 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖘 𝖚𝖕 𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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A - Length
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B - Width
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |