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similar to trickster A black-ass, trick-ass nigga who is soooo dark that he or she shines and looks purple (not hard purple but barney purple). This delinquent (Generally named Latrell, Douglas, Brandyn, Keyshawn, or Mordecai) is always causing trouble or arousing some form of suspicion, especially from white people. Napster acts of nonsense include: -Hittin' up the dollar menu at McDonald's three times a day. -Spending all day at a KFC to distract fellow brothers (who work there) from their duties while scoring free biscuits. -Walkin' into a Friendly Food Mart to purchase Funions and loose cigarettes at least three times a day. -Startin' fights over a pair of shoes (generally nikes, jordans, or ice creams). -Stealin' FREE samples from a Costco or Sam's. -Startin' beefs over territory-mainly who has control of the local KFC(s). -Startin' fights over who has a nappier afro. -Stealin' your TV. -Dancing in public and being boisterous. -Drivin' around in a beat up ghetto cruiser (typically a shitty old buick, oldsmobile, or cadillac). -Bumpin' shitty rap music (usually lil jon, chamillionaire, TI, yung joc, snoop, or ray cash) from 12 AM until 4 AM -Writin' rap music instead of doing their homework and then complaining when they don't get into college and have to wash cars or sweep the floors at McDonald's for the rest of their lives. -Beggin' for change on the street instead of just gettin' a damn job. -Wearin' baggy-ass jeans, Big-ass t-shirts, and du-rags like they are tough so they can cover up the fact that they are soft. -Blowin' their weekly paycheck, pending that they work, the day that they receive it on bling bling and burr. -Flappin' their big, bubba lips in the wind. -Playin' halo or supersmash brothers until 5 AM and then going to sleep until 6 in the afternoon. -Skippin' school to play halo all day. -Lyin' around and doin' nothin' productive wit society. -Hidin' in a basement when their city takes on 20 feet of water. -sniggin' about or actin' a foo 24 hours a day. -Thinkin' they are the best dancers. -Thinkin' they are the shit. -Bein' a nugga. -pickin' bugs outta each others afros. -And, finally, complainin' about Bush winnin' the election even though they was too lazy to get out and vote.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20
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