Nape Cape

1. noun: a lengthy, often thin, semi-circumnavigational protrusion of hair with its apex at the mid- to lower-sides-and-back of the head (usually just above the ears) which successfully covers the the nape of the neck. Must occur in conjunction with a failure or disregard for the growth of hair on top of the head (i.e. the dome of the head must be "chrome"). Coupled with the "neard" to seriously great effect. 2. noun: a piece of fabric or leather fashioned in such a way as to imitate the action of the nape cape hairstyle; usually used in lieu of actual hair growth, but it may also be superimposed over one's existing, weak, or burgeoning nape cape.