nape

naked ape; some what a hairless guerilla; medium in size, ranging from a small monkey to a average size guerilla. If the nape does have hair it is usually a very slight amount (like peach fuzz) and a brownish redish color. A nape is mainly part of the guerilla family, but is also strangly related to the naked mole rat and the kangaroo. Warning: If spotted a nape they are very rare and should not be fed things such as the following: <p> <ul> <li>bark <li>peanuts <li>leaves <li>any type of large stick <li>marshmallows <li>chicken noodle soup </ul> The naked apes on the other hand do love to consume chicken on a stick and fries or grilled cheese preferable from the kids menue of friendly's