Nanticoke Tee
A place in the ass-crack of Pennsylvania where it's common to find dirty men in their mid to late 40's riding bikes around town as a form of transportation. The town isn't very large, only spanning about 3x2 miles, but can somehow house the same ammount of marijuana, heroin, cocaine, and various types of pills as Philadelphia. As a matter of fact, the only way most people ever heard of Nanticoke is from the stoner magazine "High Times." Population in Nanticoke consists of the aforementioned freaks on wheels, slutty teenage girls who can find love interests in more than 4 guys at a time, hardcore kids who claim to be straight-edge but couldn't possibly be in a town so riddled with drugs, teenage males who are overloaded with testosterone and steroids who also say the GNA Football Team will take states the following season only to lose every game and continue their trademark of winning 5 games over 5 seasons, and people who are older than the town with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. Activities in Nanticoke include 3 main things for 3 main locations. On every street in Nanticoke, there are disgusting pizza places, hole in the wall bars filled with the town drunks, and churches. In general, you can get dysentary from a local pizza place, get sloshed at a bar, and then go worship at church, all on a walk down your street within one hour.
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨