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Naelan, the Valorant virtuoso, is as dedicated to sushi as he is to headshots. When he's not expertly maneuvering through maps, you can bet he's expertly maneuvering chopsticks through a plate of spicy tuna rolls. His love for sushi is legendary among his gaming buddies. They joke that his precision with a mouse is only matched by his precision in picking up those slippery little fishies. In fact, they've witnessed him accidentally flicking a piece of salmon roll across his keyboard in the heat of battle, turning his WASD keys into a makeshift sushi conveyor belt. His gaming setup might be optimized for high FPS, but his sushi setup is optimized for high FPM (fish per minute). His roommates often find him meticulously arranging his sushi order, carefully curating the perfect balance of flavors, just like he does with his Valorant team compositions. And if there's ever a debate about which agent to choose, Naelan settles it with a simple question: "But can they roll sushi like I can?" After all, what's the point of playing a tactical shooter if you can't appreciate the tactical precision of a well-rolled sushi roll?
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