Na-ption

Pronunciation: /nop-shun/ A playful mashup of the words "Non-alcoholic" (NA) and "Option" describing an alternative choice of words that rolls off the tongue easier while ordering at a bar or restaurant. Asking a bartender what their "Na-ptions" are creates a more casual and playful way to order a Non-Alcoholic drink without actually saying the words "Non-Alcoholic Options". Using the term "Na-ptions" lowers the chance of too much unwanted attention in the establishment and avoids the stigma of being one of the only "Non-Drinkers" in the establishment. Choices of Na-ptions can be a non-alcoholic beer or a variety of Mocktail-Looking drinks that have the appearance of regular Alcoholic drinks.