N.I.N.J.A.

No Income, No Job or Assets. A brave urban warrior who roams the city streets and job queues in search of the next quest. Perhaps some nice shoes, with laces or a delicious hot dog with extra relish and cheese. Can be found: - with a tie around his forehead, warrior style, at his last corporate drinks before being let go. All thanks to that cute girl in accounts, a crab, the photocopier and the C.C.T.V. - At a lucrative poker game, enacting an opera whilst generously donating their car to a small village, community college or pimp. - Collecting spare change to seek revenge for a blood oath.