mystery knucks tee
A game most commonly played by a minumum of three inebriated partygoers as follows: 1) Mystery knuckee holds his or her fists straight out apart from one another 2) Mystery knucker 1 writes a four letter word in sharpie across the knuckee's right knuckles 3) Without seeing what knucker 1 wrote, mystery knucker 2 writes a four letter word across the knuckee's left knuckles 4)Knuckee is commanded to "knuck 'em," bringing his or her fists together for a sometimes brilliant, sometimes idiotic, but always hilarious set of knucks. "LOVE HOLE" is a classic mystery knuck. Keep in mind a couple of Mystery Knuck guidelines to ensure for consistent knuckings: a. Remain conscious of which fist you are knucking. the right fist is the first word and the left is the second word. It's important to use a word that will function well on the fist you are knucking. b. When in doubt, use words that will always work. "Dick," on men's knucks, and "tits" on womens knucks will work on either fist with practically any other word. It's tempting to get creative, but keep in mind that the more risky of a word choice, the more likely you are to end up with well-meaning, but ultimately nonsensical knucks like "VAGI XUAL." These are the basic rules. More skilled/drunker mystery knuck experts oftentimes utilize symbols or words with more or less than four letters. It's your sharpie and your friends' and acquaintances' knucks, so don't be afraid to experiment!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!