MySpace Whore
Any person, (usually a thirteen year old girl), who takes photographs of himself/herself at strange angles and styles his/her hair in a way that looks "scene" enough for a "MySpace pic". (***extra points for editing the photos with PhotoShop or having an iPod mini in the photos). Also, in these photos, the MySpace Whore may be wearing mismatched colors, typically bright ones like magenta or electric blue. (***extra points if wearing a graphic tee shirt ---especially if it has thunder bolts). You may find that in real life, a "MySpace Whore" you know appears to be a normal person. This MySpace Whore is an example of a mild case, (known as a "poser" by other MySpace Whores). Extremist MySpace Whores, sometimes confused with "emos", actually cut their hair in strange fashions and get weird piercings. A key aspect to a MySpace Whore is indeed his/her MySpace. The Friend List of a MySpace Whore typically runs from 1,000 - 400,000 strangers who could be confused, at a glance, with said MySpace Whore. (This is due to the EXTREME conformist practices of MySpace Whores across the U.S). When it comes down to it, the actual gender of a MySpace Whore is really quite trivial; boys and girls get the same haircuts, and every one of them is supposedly bisexual. These people were a major problem from late 2004 and although most have quieted down since mid 2006, some exist today in small pockets of New Jersey and Wasington State. "Myspace Whore" might as well be used synonymously with "attention whore." The typical "MySpace Whore" 'loves' Panic! at the Disco, dinosaurs (rawwwrrrr), and polka dots. Look for them hanging around a 7-11 on a Saturday night. The main reason most MySpace Whores ended practice was due to the increasing number of "posers" who took the intrinsic aspects of being a MySpace Whore and devirginized them (i.e. taking extremism way too far, going from being a preppy kid/ geek to a MySpace Whore). The "posers" began a movement in mid 2005 in an attempt to become true-blue MySpace Whores. The veteran MySpace Whores learned of this and the roles were switched. Today, in early 2008, one may still see an older high school student with funky hairclips or vans. This young man or woman is a prime example of the mid- ots 13-year-old MySpace Whore. Flip them up a peace sign.
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