Myspace Douche Tee
The teenager (Or Adult, i guess..) Who has myspace revolved around their entire life. They post..like.. i swear to god.. at least 10-15 bulletins a day. Their profile takes sooooo fucking long to load because their profile has numerous amounts of videos, photos, applications, and all that other stupid shit that no one cares about that only takes longer to load. They will write in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME AS IF THEY'RE ANGRY! OR THEY LIKE TO SPEAK LOUD LIKE BILLY MAYS. They will post pictures that are copyrighted material of their interest, Usually, more then 50 of these photos are uploaded into a separate folder. They will post their entire daily life in either a bulletin or status board. Speaking of status board, they update their status MANY times during the day. An act of compulsive lying is often found in bulletins. Ex: "Im gonna go to skate park and then hit the waves" They will post something like that everyday, funny thing is, they will live at least 100 miles away from the beach. So you know they're full of shit. As for the status board situation, one Myspace Douche and another Myspace Douche will comment back and forth for a long amount of time talking about whatever in a STATUS board. Hello?? They're called private messages. USE ONE! This also applies to comments and bulletins. The vast majority of these people are the one's who are usually shy, anti-social, or people that just are, well, douche bags in general. Not to mention if you post a bulletin about an opinion, or comment their best friends status board, they'll get pissed off as if the whole world devotes to him. They're really stubborn, close-minded people. Or can be at least.. As myspace makes constant changes, the "Friends you know" section is also an easy-access stalker point. Why? The Myspace Douche will see the people who they have in the "Mutual" section, and will not understand why you haven't met the person, or heard of them, or ever had them on your friends list. Their's alot more to say, but that sum's it up.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it