Muskshirt 1 tee
A Muskshirt cab be an activist, evangelist, enthusiast and follower for the fascist takeover of the USA, Germany, UK, other countries and eventually the world and Mars by Elon Musk and connected technofascist oligarchs. Muskshirts come in several categories all of which can be sub divided into "subordinates" and "NPC's" - non player characters Subordinates work under the instruction of Musk in government or under instruction in his corporations like Tesla, SpaceX and XTwitter. Given Musk's open declarations of fascist intent all employees of his companies and DOGE can reasonably be labelled Muskshirts. NPC's is taken from the derogatory comments of Musk towards those he considers inferior (everyone) and not useful to him (almost everyone) and refers to the term used in gaming for programmed characters, cannon fodder etc, and indicates his contempt for all humanity not blessed to be directly acting under his instruction in his malignant, solipsistic, messiah complex view of the world. Musk is happy to ruthlessly exploit his popularity with his NPC followers, particularly on XTwitter and totally enjoys a good arse tonguing from them but ultimately they are meaningless, expendable, meritless and a waste of air to him.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!